This made me laugh so hard.

I've got a sunbathing nude story. When I was a kid my mom used to take me to a nude beach. Well one day we were hiking in and there was a man asleep who had been sunbathing nude in the shadow of a bush. But the sun had moved and he was getting full on sun and his manly bits were sunburned. My mom recognized him the next Monday when she got to work. The elevator opened and there he was all sunburned and looking VERY uncomfortable!

I love French (bulldog) Kisses!

Tiades I bet your Mom saw him in a different light after that.

Bright red, wrinkly light!

I get it.

Ingredients:
1 whole turkey
1 large lemon, cut into halves
salt and pepper to taste
butter or olive oil, whichever you prefer

Heat oven to 350 degrees

Rub butter or oil over the skin of the turkey until it is completely coated.

Sprinkle with salt and pepper and any other seasonings you prefer.

Take a knife and gently separate the skin from the breast meat;

Slide lemon halves under the skin with the peel side up, one on

each side. This way the juice from the lemon will release into the breasts.


Cover and bake for 30-45 minutes. Remove cover and continue

to roast until juices run clear, basting every 15-20 minutes.


If you've followed these steps correctly, your turkey should

look like the one in the picture.

Bon Appetit!

I went shopping for some pics - hope you enjoy. Just a hobglob of whatevers.....

Its deer hunt opening this weekend where I am at.

Good one. That is what hubby is out doing right now. I hate it.

Wow just when I think I have seen it all someone here comes up with a new one. If laughter is the best medicine then reading these should make me live to be a 140.

I think the same thing. I hate when your husband goes out hunting too. (Not really : :). I just don't like deer meat. Only way I eat it if it has been made in to jerky. When you put it into the commercial processor who knows what dear jerky you got?

I always like coming to this thread. Especially if I'm having a grumpy day. Thanks mmyp.

here is me checking up on you. R u ok?

LMAO. Yeah I'm OK. Just gloomy, but reading your post today has helped.

Here are your buddies reaching out: free flower for you.

haha

You got me going today girl.

Me too Taz, Hope you feel better soon.

I haven't been on in a while, so I will just have to say these have all been great. muse, that turkey is so funny it made me LOL.
Khilee

This is called Redneck time out. You all better be good, I might use this the next time I put you in time out.

OK. I'll try to good for a while. I'm just tired and can't seem to take a nap. I tried twice today. I got up earlier this morning. Usually I would take a nap.

I do that a lot lately. Sometimes I will take a whole Valium 10 to help me.
Khilee

It is very damp and raining today.

I know how you feel Taz I can't sleep either.

I think I need to find a support group for those who lose pets. Losing a cat and a dog in three weeks is a bit much.I know I look bad when I run into strangers and they compliment me. They see swollen eyes and it is as though they know.

Any way this is funny gifs so I am going to find something. I enjoyed all the new ones. It is good to see you here Khilee and mmyp we miss you when you are not here.

Those two are buddies

cute!

Thanks muse, and yes mmyp we do miss you when your not here. We miss you too, muse. I know it's been really hard on you, losing your pets like that.

I love the pics. Especially the deer and bunny one.
Love ya, Khilee

Good to see you Khilee.

It is dark and gray and gloomy so I am glad I ran errands yesterday.

The title did not come up on that one

It said " How Pumpkin Pie is made. " Now I ruined everyone's appetite.

One more

Oh darn it I didn't even realize you had lost two pets. Really I am such a nerd at times. Better open up your computer port cause I am shoving masses of choclate your way.

Oooo, mmyp likes CHOCOLATE!

The chocolate guy is a little big so you really will have to open the port really wide. I can't believe I just wrote that. My bad. You want some to tiades? I could look for more.